Title: unnamed episode
Credit: written by
Author: Nathan Lindsay
Notes: This script is not yet finalised.
Copyright: Copyright not yet secured, can I go to bed now?

/*The names often come later in pre-production, but I'm thinking this name ought to come from something about the fact that Sam and Kay are fighting in this one. Will find out.*/

RAINY
(worried)
I mean, we could never work... You're a boy, and I'm a girl- Uh, I mean, you're a girl, and I'm a boy...

KAY
(unfazed)
That's kind of how romance traditionally works, Raincloud.

RAINY
(flustered)
Oh, right, well uh, you're an anthropomorphic fox, and I'm a dragon, and I mean, that just can't be done.

KAY
You're really going to bring race into this?

RAINY
You're right, I guess that's a bit of a low blow... Here's what I'm trying to say, it's not you, it's me, uh, I'm two-dimensional, you're 3-D...

KAY puts her paw on her mouth, a tear forming in her eye.

KAY
(sadly, incredulously)
Did you just call me fat?

SOME OTHER CHARACTER appears seemingly out of nowhere.

SOME OTHER CHARACTER
(annoyingly)
He did not!

ANOTHER CHARACTER
You guys, Raincloud just called Kay fat!
/*Alternatively: Oi, you lot, Raincloud just called Kay fat!*/

A crowd instantly forms, surprised at the outright misogyny as KAY bursts into tears, running away and pulling her hoodie around her, entering her egg state. Raincloud is left sputtering for words.

RAINY
No I didn't! Kay!

/*some sort of instant cut I reckon, possibly to her arriving at home or to Sam awaiting Rainy's return or plotting something devious. Perhaps Rainy arrives to Sam and she's expecting to hear the news of how the "breakup" went...*/
