Title: _alternateseggychristmas_
Credit: Written by
Author: Nathan Lindsay
Notes: i have ~~paraphilias~~ issues

/*
This project is shelved indefinitely for obvious reasons. But I want to stipulate that this was the intended ending:

- The trio go to the IMC to attempt to solve the situation, they're fascinated by Kay's presence and thus examine her, but perhaps something goes wrong?
- Kay ends up being sent back, perhaps arbitrarily? It would be nice for the only way for it to be resolved to be that she learns something crucial, but idk what.
- Sara and Nathan reconcile, returning from Chaos to a more mature Order.
- Effectively, what I wanted was to stress that, while the polyamorous fantasy is fun, it is folly. It's not a sustainable lifestyle, particularly for those who are affected by Psychological Liberalism. That is to say- a la Objectivism, Sara and I regard each other as the embodiment of our highest ideals; what each of us view as valuable, and what we lack. We need each other, within an exclusive contract. Some view this as indicative of insecurity, but there is strength and wisdom in understanding that the Individual cannot be intricately intertwined with a collective. It's difficult enough to negotiate the complexities of a relationship with one person, let alone a dozen. Therefore, the temptation caused by preference for variety (a facet of Openness to Experience) is solved by its peer facet, challenging authority/psychological liberalism.
*/

/*
inspired by between sleep daydream right before having to go to work 11/29/2022 ~7:30am. Wasn't entirely conscious; my brain is so used to the fake scenarios method that it attempts to re-enter sleep stages by utilizing the method even when not conscious. It's a bit spooky that my fantasies have been so far engrained into both the conscious and subconscious that this happens. I've conditioned myself through habitual fantasizing that my brain itself has rewired to have wacky habits. The honry is too strong. Anyway my fav scenario as of late has been that of getting double dicked by Sara and Kay, and Sara mommy domming the both of us. The semiconscious dream derived from the scenario was that of me being in a relationship with Sara (seemed to be in old house bedroom which really solidifies it as a dream but it having been somewhat lucidly triggered by semiconscious thought... this pseudoscience is strange...) and Kay being on the outside trying to barge her way into it and finally succeeding in creating a sort of polycule between the three of us. I don't think I could do it in real life. That's why it's just a fantasy. Bit of a guilty pleasure I think. But it goes like Kay is domming me, trying to own me, Sara then doms and reclaims me by sitting on my lap and forcing my face into her chest, then making out with Kay. She says something sarcastic/bratty back to her, Sara slaps her and forces to call her mom or something. It was a subconscious thought man don't judge me.

Anyway the following is derived from me thinking about it throughout work day; what if this spiderverse scenario was accidentally and unknowingly triggered on Kay, specifically a version of Kay who had claimed me after her transformation and we lived together, but the universe she is transported, seemingly abducted to, is identical to her native universe except the only variable changed was that Sara was sent to her own Inner Sanctum rather than Kay; Sara has similar abilities, underwent a similar transformation. Perhaps the reasoning for her transformation could be different and more fitting than Kay's; Kay was sent because she was trying to lose weight while being forced not to, breaking physics and causing her to be reverted to a spiritual state, where her soul had to fight within her consciousness (represented in 3 dimensions by an Inner Sanctum) with her problems, conquering them and once that internal conflict was resolved, the Sanctum was exited and her body transformed at a time dilated pace. I think that justification makes sense but could be expanded upon in the main storyline. However, I'm having trouble trying to make it fit how this could work for Sara. I like the idea that she becomes muscle mommy rather than chubby mommy with unequivalent physical power to her appearance, but I'm thinking in order for the requirements for a Sanctum transformation to be met, there would have to be something changed about myself as well. I was the one who caused some of the requirements for the Sanctum to be met by having such a crush on Kay, but also a big thing for chubby girls, that I didn't want her to lose weight but fantasized about a world where she could be that weight but healthy and also happy with herself, forcing her to remain that weight, causing the Sanctum entrance and eventually creating that world. Perhaps Sara's would be in reverse. She wants to work out, alt-me encourages her to work out because alt-me has a muscle mommy thing > chubby mommy thing, my fantasies change to be more suited to make Sara the one who gets Sanctum'd. I would rather that be the case than the requriements for Sanctuming be changed, though in an infinite multiverse that is admittedly also a variable that could be changed.

I find the fantasies thing interesting; a big part of my fantasies are literally just that my fantasy lover's powers just fix the stimuli to my OCD. I hate things being unsanitary and uncomfortable, especially in relation to sex. Her powers remove those issues. I think this explains why Sara's powers would be similar even if the reason her transformation occurred was quite different. My idealized version of any lover could consistently have the same healing and superhuman powers. I kinda love the idea of being immortal with one parter; both Kay's and Sara's powers would be able to bring someone back from even death and even restore them to a point as if nothing happened, with some exceptions. I think some scars could remain or perhaps become more defined because both Kay and I subconsciously control what the healing does and would be very thematically interesting; I like some scars, perhaps she can find them hot as well, thus they remain, almost divinely.

I'm thinking Sara would have far more restraint when it comes to killing someone or inflicting pain, even though she'd have a similar or perhaps identically potent healing power. A line from Kay to her recognizing "If I discovered someone in my home fucking my husband I wouldn't be able to stop myself from killing them."

This entire thing is why it's so tough just to write multiverse shit and slap in a million different versions of the same individuals into one story and call it good. There's so much depth to be explored with even just two differing universes with only a couple slightly tweaked variables. Not only is the exploration of that depth often far more interesting, but it's far more feasible because exploring that depth can clear up a lot of confusion on how the different versions are different and how they realistically ended up that way. With some multiverse content you just have to go "hm, guess that's just x character from the dimension where y variable is different" and that's just so incredibly boring... Not even to get into how F'd multiversal travel and god forbid multiversal threats can be to your previously well-grounded, well-written story. Perhaps the way it works in my multiverse is that eventually, everyone spends at least one day pulled into an alternate universe and has to figure out how to reverse it or something. Could be interesting. So at least once, either someone from the origin-verse or whatever is pulled out, like in this story, or someone from another universe visits the origin-verse. Could be interesting.

Anyhow, I was struggling to figure out how spacial continuity would work between these dimensions; a home being lived in by me and Kay would likely be completely different from a home being lived in by me and Sara, even if it were the same building and everything. I don't exactly know why, but this lead me to think that this event occurs on Christmas; Kay and I have had a long, eventful day with much food eaten, and she takes a nap on the couch while I head in to game/stream. She unknowingly is transported during this nap.
*/

INT. DARK TV ROOM - NIGHT

Kay lies asleep, catatonic. She lies on her right side on the couch. Her boner is distincly visible via the bulge in her Illumination-Grinch pajamas. It flops down to the side with gravity and twitches with her. It rests on her meaty thighs, and there she lies; the embodiment of a closet furry bisexual chubby chaser's wet dream.

[[I want her to have a seggy pet name for me. i guess I'll go with subby for now? I could probably think of something better but idk.]]
Her *moans* get too loud for her to remain asleep and she wakes. The moan that wakes her forms a word:

KAY
(softly)
Subby-

She sits up. We follow her, our view as disorienting as her mood. She sits up, shaking her head and massaging her penis. She bites her lip and blearily wanders through the dark house, hand still stimulating herself. She briefly checks her apple watch. '4:30 AM'.

/*
she says this to convince herself it's ok to

edit 2021-01-19: she doesn't work. she's basically an independent contractor for the government. she really only has meetings. not sure how to rectify this.
*/
KAY
(mumbled)
No work in the morning.

She wanders down a hallway to their shared OFFICE.

INT. DARK OFFICE - NIGHT

The regular computer-emitted fan noises and light aren't present. Her tired eyes note only this.

KAY
(mumbled)
Slut's done streaming.

She immediately heads to their bedroom.

INT. DARK BEDROOM - NIGHT

She pokes her head in the open doorway. She sees NATHAN, blindfolded, covered completely by blankets. He's nowhere near as catatonic as her while sleeping. She grins deviously and rubs harder.

CUT TO:
INT. CLOSET SHELF

We see a closet shelf housing several of the couple's favorite tools: a leather choker-like leash and collar, a ball gag, varying lengths of soft black nylon rope. Kay takes them.

[[initially intended as a tie to the wall, makes a bit more sense for the leash to be present if she ties his wrists instead]]
When the bed is finally approached, she lies the tools down on it, puts her hand in front of Nathan's face for a couple seconds, then pulls the covers off him. Nothing but boxers shroud his feminine ass, which distracts Kay. She caresses him, shifting up and down from his thighs to above his hips. She snaps back to focus, equipping his gag, /*tying him to the clearly intentional mounted metal loop above their also clearly intentional less extravagant headboard.*/ binding his wrists and ankles. His boxers are slipped off, the leash is secured. Kay's Grinch PJs and accompanying plain boxers come off and she gets right into pleasuring herself with him. She thrusts into him, upright, with him bent over the edge of the bed. A *moan* of satisfaction and release escapes her. She chuckles erotically through her nose as she proceeds to pound him. It's clear she needed this.

Nathan wakes, *moaning alongside her.* Noting this, Kay leans down, nibbling his ear.

KAY
Merry Christmas, slut.

For some reason, this sets Nathan off. He struggles against his binds, attempting to shout through his gag, but Kay's steady hands keep his hips in place.

KAY
(laughing)
Calm down, subby.

We see a view of her from the bed, facing the door. Her gray T-shirt emblazened with the word 'PROVO' is the only thing that shields us from her large, bouncing breasts. Her expression is as lustful as can be expected. Nathan continues to moan and struggle in protest.

KAY
This is quite the performance,  I'm impressed.

A moment passes, then a SHADOW approaches from the door. It speaks.

SHADOW
Nathan, are you being horny without me ag- WHAT THE FUCK?

[[sara's eyes are dark hazel. not brown. not sure how i mandela affected myself]]
Kay's eyes widen immensely as the light *clicks* on, but immediately turn to squinting at the brightness. The figure at the door is strikingly similar to her. Furry, big fuzzy tail, somewhat canid face, thick thighs and arms, cute PJs grudgingly concealing her bulge. But she has brown hair, hazel eyes, far more toned muscles, a Studio Ghibli mashup shirt. She's a red panda. And she's glaring at Kay with fury, who stumbles back, awkwardly pulling out to stare incredulously at the unfamiliar woman across from her.

KAY
Wha-

SARA
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU, BITCH?

[[i think the right, right, left should be a queen reference :youlooksogood:]]
SARA lunges at Kay, tackling her into the headboard, which makes a terrible crunching sound. Sara punches Kay three times in the face. Right, right, left. Stunned, Kay grabs Sara's right as it attempts another blow. She pushes against her full mass, launching Sara into the far wall, destroying the drywall. Nathan lets out a gagged yell in protest.

Kay follows up, lunging at Sara, who dodges and punches Kay in her exposed groin in one motion. She stumbles back, but not before Sara grabs her by the neck and lands another blow to her face.

The next few moments are quick. Kay attempts a right hook, which is deflected by Sara, who attempts an uppercut, which is caught by Kay's free hand. Once over the surprise, they're perfectly in sync in hand to hand combat. They push each other away and simultaneously unsheath their weapons.

The Acriamative flashes, and Sara's double shortswords rise to meet it. A deafening CLANG emits. Both women and the captive Nathan stare in shock and awe at the reveal.

(beat)

Both women yell and attempt to hit each other. It's clear neither of them are practiced swordswomen, though Sara quickly unmounts her weapons from their armbands to unlock a better range of motion. Neither can deflect the other's hits, and deep gashes open in both of them. Kay's blood is a dark pink, while Sara's is a dark aquamarine. The walls are heavily damaged by this exchange and the fight stumbles back into the TV room. Nathan hastily attempts to crawl and then awkwardly hop to follow, terrified.

.FIGHT TO TV ROOM

The room is only illuminated by the light streaming through destroyed bedroom wall. Kay shoves Sara to the ground and raises the Acriamative, but Sara shakily raises her weapons to attempt to deflect it.

Nathan tackles Kay, his recently loosed ball gag bumping on his chest. Her wounds have weakened her, so she topples into the couch where we started. He hits her with his still-tied hands. His useless hits are in sync with his words.

NATHAN
You can't kill her! She'll just come back.

He gets up and away from her quickly, shaking. He attempts to help Sara up, an awkward process with his limbs still tied. He falls over.

NATHAN
Fuckinhellshit.

He unties his ankles as quick as he can, watching Kay, who gets to her feet in a daze.

NATHAN
Stay back!

He succeeds in helping Sara up. She's just as weakened as Kay, who stops, swaying, attempting to keep the Acriamative aloft. She breathes heavily.

KAY
Nathan... Who the hell is this bitch?

Nathan just stares, putting both his hands on Sara's shoulders. Sara shakes her shoulders and elbows him as the two women begin to circle each other.

SARA
Get out of our house or you're going to die. Nathan, fuck off.

NATHAN
No, that wasn't-

KAY
*Your* hou- I bought this house!

SARA
What? I bought it. We *live* here.

Kay shakes her head and snarls.

KAY
No, this is *my* house, that's *my* boyfriend, and I'm gonna fucking kill you.

SARA
Holy shit, she's your girlfriend?

Sara pushes Nathan into the corner as the two continue to circle each other.

NATHAN
NO, NO, NO!

The circling causes Nathan to be behind Kay instead of Sara.

KAY
Oh, no doubt the wife is secret too. I'm gonna pound your brains out once I take care of this bitch. Clearly you need to be taught how to be loyal again.

She points at Nathan. Sara yells in frustration and slashes. It's weakly deflected, and the lunge causes them to switch sides again.

NATHAN
Sara, stop, I don't know who this is.

KAY
(sarcastically)
Oh, I wouldn't remember my high school crush either. All the dates, all the hintdropping I totally forgot. The romantic stalking and kidnapping, moving in together, the training and fighting and life risking just totally slipped my mind.

SARA
Nathan, call Delta Jay.


[[replace IMC with whatever fictional or otherwise realistic faction I want Delta Jay to be a part of]]
KAY
Why would you call him, he's *my* IMC liason.

SARA
Yeah, well he works for *me.*

KAY
Oh, that's a weird coincidence because he actually works for *me*, and I'm sure he'll send you hell once he finds out how much you've wounded me.

SARA
The IMC can't stop me.

KAY
And you can't stop me. I can't die.

SARA
Neither can I, bitch.

NATHAN
Holy shit. You're Kalani, aren't you?

Sara and Kay stop to look at the naked femboy.

KAY
(sarcastically)
Took you long enough, hi, it's your *girlfriend of two years.*

NATHAN
Fuck you, we got married two years ago!

He points to Sara, whose eyes flit between her lover and Kay. Kay allows the Acriamative to fall as she gestures dejectedly.

KAY
Damn it, and I was just about to propose, too. I can't fucking believe this, I fucking knew I should have dated girls instead.

Sara shakes her head in disbelief.

SARA
What?

Sara combines her two sword whips into one warily.

KAY
My question is, how the fuck did you hide an entire marriage from me *and* manage to convince *her* she owns our house. I thought you were a genius, but apparently you're stupid enough to think I wouldn't find out about this shit.

SARA
Bitch, this is OUR HOUSE!

The women glare at each other.

NATHAN
Stop, stop stop stop stop stop. Whoever you are, you're insane, Sara I would never cheat on you. I thought you decided to surprise me by- byf- byf- bfuckin tying me up, but is was her. She was raping me in my sleep.

He points at Kay, opens his still tied hands towards Sara, stimming with his fingers and shaking his head. He very much speaks with his hands.

Kay and Sara both lower their weapons slightly, hiding their eyes behind their hands in shock in a mini-facepalm. Nathan notices the similar response and looks confusedly at both of them.

[[This line may damage the worldbuilding. She should be shocked that someone like her exists and that should probably be on the forefront of her mind. This line almost implies that her condition is normal, which it is not by any stretch of the imagination.]]
KAY
You're really going to lie to leave me for a fuckin panda. You just *love* telling the truth until you can find another fuck buddy.

NATHAN
I've never seen you in my life!

KAY
I've fucked you in the ass every night since twenty twenty two, you dumb whore!

SARA
You said her name though.

NATHAN
Yeah, you sound like Kalani, but I haven't talked to her for years.

SARA
Oh, Kalani the lesbian you- wait...

KAY
I'm sure as hell a lesbian now!

SARA
Put your dick away then, so my cheating husband can stop staring at it.

Nathan blushes profusely.

NATHAN
Rape, rape, rape, she *raped* me.

KAY
Nathan, you *love* getting raped.

NATHAN
Oh my fff...

He's lost for words. Sara and Kay watch him for a moment, but snap back to each other, their stares are no longer as hostile.

SARA
(confusedly)
So clearly we've both had a lot of sex with Nathan without either of us finding out he was a cheater.

NATHAN
But that's not true! I can count on one hand the amount of times Kalani and I hung out, we never so much as flirted after sophomore year!

SARA
Oh, oh, but you *said* you fantasized about her constantly until we started hooking up. Turns out they weren't fantasies.

KAY
Damn right they weren't.

SARA
Fuck this.

She gets up to leave, staggering as she clutches her bloodstained shirt.  Nathan grabs her.

NATHAN
Slow down slow down, stop. Please please please just sit down and rest. Untie me, I'll get my clothes, we can grab some soda and stop you from bleeding out. Sara look at me. You have to believe me. We're going to get an explanation from her.

KAY
Wait, Sara?

Nathan and Sara look at Kay, who slumps down on the couch, her weapon clanging to the ground as she grips her side.

KAY
Nathan and I know a Sara, and she doesn't look like you. Something's gone horribly wrong.

NATHAN
Sara, sara, see? Untie me, untie me.

She obliges, still staring at Kay. Nathan rushes back into the destroyed bedroom. Kay pulls what's left of her shirt down to cover up her still slightly erect cock. Sara looks away and pretends like she doesn't see it.

SARA
Sara's a very common name. I only know one Kalani.

KAY
You sound exactly like her though. We both went to Jordan, but didn't properly meet until Nathan invited us both over for a movie night. I thought you were pretty hot but I thought you two were dating, otherwise...

[[i really like the idea of it intercutting with nafan getting ready and finding the pants and whatnot. could be a good comedic beat inbetween their dialogue if edited properly.]]

NATHAN (O.S.)
Oh, no way.

SARA
Thanks? Wait. Was there anyone else there? What movie did you watch?

KAY
I brought my best friend Ana over. Nathan had some of his friends.

SARA
We watched Alien and Aliens.

KAY
You watched Aliens?

SARA
Yeah, but you two left as we went to get ice cream.

Nathan reappears fully clothed. He tosses Kay's PJs and boxers back to her.

NATHAN
I thought I recognized those pants. Cumberbatch grinch, not Carrey.

Kay gets up to put her clothes back on. Her cock is still massive when flaccid. Sara turns away, but Nathan only pretends not to look.

KAY
It's ok to stare.

SARA
(growling)
Not when it's you, it's not.

Sara grabs Nathan by the arm and pushes him to turn away.

NATHAN
I'm the victim here, she raped me.

SARA
We all know you fuckin enjoyed it.

NATHAN
Yeah, when I thought it was you!

KAY
Guys, stop. We're all the victims of a misunderstanding, not rape. Nathan talks about this shit all the time.

Cut to the three sitting down, fully clothed, besides the torn shirts and blood. Nathan's ballgag is replaced by a choker. Kay is on the corner of the sectional, Sara on one of the ends, Nathan on the ottoman inbetween them. The three of them sip sodas from the mini-fridge.

/*
alternate confrontation/realization

NATHAN
How come you two are the only two superhuman, humanoid lifeforms with conjurable custom weapons on this earth?

(beat)

KAY
I got my powers because of you.

SARA
*/

KAY
What we're going to do is we're going to describe our relationship with the other two how we see it, I'll go first. I'm Kalani Lindsay Whitmore. I met Nathan at Jordan in freshman year, had a crush on him sophomore year. We texted and hung out a couple times during college, and I...

She pauses.

[[perhaps it's out of character to be as upfront as she is about this so this can be trimmed]]
KAY
I was very self-conscious about my weight. It was kind of... destroying my life. I pushed away my roommates and family and lived on my own, I was too depressed and anxious to go to school, I wasn't paying bills, all I was doing was exercising and eating. But I couldn't lose weight. It was like I was cursed. So I stopped eating. I starved myself, but my damn scale wouldn't move an ounce. I thought I was going crazy. One day I collapsed on the treadmill and blacked out. When I woke up, I was in another world. I was transformed, I wasn't human anymore. I had to fight monsters and survive, and all the while I knew he did it.

She points at Nathan. Sara puts a hand to her mouth in realization.

KAY
I had powers. Super strength. My hyperhydrosis turned into something different. I still sweat a ton, but it wasn't gross anymore. I had healing powers. I can control things with my pheromones, I could knock things out.

Sara and Nathan exchange glances several times. Nathan snaps incessantly.

SARA
I don't sweat very much at all, but I can do all those things too, it's just a lot harder.

Kay nods.

KAY
Hang on. So when I finally found out how to return to this world, I started stalking him. Found his streams, twitter, everything. My entire life was all about figuring out how to live with my new form and figuring out everything about him. That and... anyway, I was obsessed, I wanted to own him. /*I began to sneak into his house in the dead of night and...*/ Well eventually it drove me insane and I wanted to be with him in person, so I devised a way to use my pheromones to trick people into thinking I looked completely human. Doesn't work on video obviously but anyone who was within a couple feet of me saw me as how I used to be. I went to his work with a mask and sunglasses to hide most of my appearance, walked right up to him and...

She sighs. Nathan stims by bobbing his leg and swilling his soda around in the can. Sara similarly bobs her leg.

KAY
Eventually I snuck into his house, we had a consensual kidnapping, it was really romantic and hot, he loved it, he always loved being put in his place by me. We dated ever since. We moved in together, he told me how he thought my powers worked, we trained together, took up vigilantism, got picked up by the IMC, eventually we worked out a deal where they supported my efforts and sent me on missions while Nathan stayed at home being a boywife. I was going to surprise him with another kidnapping and proposing to him... somewhere special, I don't know. Now I'm not even sure if that was real or anything because you don't remember at all, and...

Her voice breaks, she looks away. A pause.

NATHAN
So I did think you were crazy, then I thought you were a figment of my old fantasies that manifested itself physically to destroy my life and marriage, and now I think you're from an alternate universe where what happened to Sara happened to you somehow.

KAY
*There's* the shit Nathan always talks about.

Sara fidgets with her ring.

SARA
I thought I was special.

NATHAN
You are, of course you are. Even in an infinite multiverse.

KAY
Ok, Sara next. I met you at a movie night he invited us to years ago, I knew Nathan always really liked you, you were friends for ages, made animations together, you're working on a TV show. He always insisted you were just friends but I knew he would fuck you in a heartbeat given the chance. Can't blame him, you're hot.

Nathan groans and stims harder, shaking his head.

NATHAN
Oh, this is weird, Kalani is telling me my wife is hot and I haven't fucked her.

KAY
Well, where I come, you haven't. *Yet.*

She growls the last word. Sara scowls.

SARA
How am I supposed to take this? How do I know you're not making all of this up?

NATHAN
Hang on here, let's just assume this theory is correct. Occam's razor may not whittle away the multiverse explanation, I don't have any better way of seeing this. We basically have to find out which one of us doesn't belong here.

KAY
Sara, you next. How do you know Nathan? Pretend you know neither of us and describe it as though we're new people entirely.

Sara looks at the others, scowls at both and sighs.

SARA
We met at CTEC. Became really good friends. I knew him for several years. He always knew how to rile me up, but he had a way with words. Helped me through a breakup after a four-year relationship. I needed a lot of time to get over it, but all the while I was fighting feelings for him. Needed him really bad. Vented it out by going to the gym. One day I came home and...

She shakes her head and sighs.

SARA
Same thing as you. Collapsed, was in another world, fought my demons, came back, fucked his subby brains out, proposed, married, became a superhero, yada yada.

Nathan gets up and puts his arm around her. She tenses up, but doesn't stop him.

NATHAN
And how do you know Kalani?

SARA
(reluctantly)
Same as you, she's the lesbian who you were obsessed with in high school and college.

NATHAN
I- no, she just-

KAY
It's true, you were obsessed. You told me your fantasies about dicks caused me to manifest one.

Sara grins, slapping his thigh.

NATHAN
Oookay, glad we're on the same page here, anyway, I knew Kalani in high school, she was terrible at keeping contact and I was always second-guessing how much she wanted to talk to me, even after hanging out a couple times. She... ended up showing some red flags. And she liked girls more anyway so we drifted apart.

KAY
Okay, I think the difference is that I went to the Sanctum first and became obsessed with you, while your Kalani was never sent to the Sanctum in the first place.

NATHAN
She's not *my* Kalani.

SARA
Our *universe's* Kalani.

NATHAN
Your personality is entirely different from our universe's Kalani though.

KAY
Yeah, I've been through a lot. You stopped talking to me when I was like, twenty.

NATHAN
No, *you* stopped talking to me.

KAY
You should really hit me up sometime, like right now actually. Am I still working, did I get the hospital job, or am I in social work? Am I still single? Did I finally have gay sex or did I never find someone in Utah gay or desperate enough to be willing to scissor me?

NATHAN
Now *that* sounded a lot like you except for the gay sex part.

KAY
Oh, you'd be surprised, I miss the idea of pussy so much.

NATHAN
Getting warmer.

SARA
Okay, you can fantasize about selfcest on your own time. What I want to know is what your dick was doing in my husband.

[[i feel like "was a pussy" is too aggressive and would warrant a reaction/interruption. i would probably trail off for a second and explain it less aggressively to be diplomatic]]
NATHAN
Well, I mean, it makes sense. Kalani was a... well she couldn't propose to me as early as you did, but we still were just as together as you and I. We've got similar sexual tastes and a similar relationship... uh, dynamic, it's no wonder that I would wake up getting railed, tied up, and gagged...

This distracts the ADHD trio. Then they remember one of them is from a different universe. Sara hits Nathan.

SARA
Anyway...

NATHAN
Anyway, your cock was amazing.

Sara glares at him and hits him again.

NATHAN
I mean just as good as Sara's if not- I mean I thought it was her until I recognized your voice. Well not recognized. Just knew it wasn't hers.

KAY
You really are the exact same, you sub. I just wish I could uh... I mean you're not my Nathan so whatever. I'm just happy you're happy I guess. Though if I were in a universe where you were still me and not someone else I'd totally be down for a three-way.

[[i don't think they're at the hitting level, more likely she would jolt forward to try and hit her seriously]]
Kay points at Sara, who bristles at her statement and jolts forward, causing Kay to flinch. Nathan hides his face in Sara's big furry tail.

KAY
Sorry, I can't help myself around him! Surely you feel the need to dirty talk too!

SARA
Not when his alternate dimension crush just fucked my sloppy seconds and tried to kill me.

NATHAN
Sloppy seconds?! We're married!

KAY
And I don't want to get inbetween you obviously, I thought I was fucking my boyfriend for like the seven thousandth orgasmic time.

SARA
And I thought some bitch was stealing him from me.

NATHAN
And I thought I was getting pulverized by my wife's 10-inch monster cock, we get it. None of us did anything to purposely hurt the others except you two. Clearly we were all thinking with the wrong head. Or no that was just you two and your cock measuring contest for who has the coolest weapon, by the way, it's Sara, sorry Kay, no chance, but if we're going to have a cock measuring contest I prefer one that doesn't involve two of the most powerful humans in existence bleeding out fighting over me. Actually, how big is your cock?

SARA
Nathan!

Another love tap ensues. Probably a little harder. Kay grins, shifting her weight a little nervously.

KAY
Eight flaccid, ten erect, twelve on viagra or a good day.

NATHAN
(overcome)
Oh, fuck me.

SARA
(gritting teeth)
That's *my job.*

Nathan jumps up.

NATHAN
And who am I to leave my wife unemployed? Anyhow, I say we go get some McDick's. Both of you must be starving and you've got cells to regenerate. I'll get the keys, babe.

[[really needed to be said]]
SARA
We're not going anywhere until we find out where she's from, why she's here, and how to get rid of her. She could still be lying about all of this.

KAY
I can't lie with him in the room, he's not mine, but he's still Nathan.

NATHAN
That's- okay. Oddly familiar.

He sits back down.

SARA
Stop doing that. This has to be some sort of hit operation. The IMC augmented someone to come in as an actor to either kill me or sabotage our marriage.

KAY
How would the IMC know about our trust pact thing?

SARA
He's always going off about honesty. Delta Jay must have known and snitched.

KAY
Oh! They don't know he has a rape fetish.

NATHAN
Don't put it that way.

SARA
Even if you *are* from another universe, why come here to fuck someone else's husband?

KAY
I *didn't,* I wouldn't. I like my boyfriend all to myself and I wouldn't steal someone else's, it'd kill him. I woke up here, right on the couch. Thought it was my house.
(beat)

SARA
But how did you get there.

KAY
Maybe I dreamed too hard. Maybe this is a dream borne out of my insecurities knowing he'd be with you given the choice. All I know is I woke up horny and all three of us can't blame each other for that.

Nathan makes a confused noise.

SARA
Ok, fine. If you got here by sleeping, you can leave by sleeping. Can I kill you?

NATHAN
Consent is key.

KAY
Bitch, you can try. I was winning anyway.

SARA
As if. I'll send you back right now.

She resheathes only a small section of her resting weapon; a single stealth knife.

NATHAN
Let's... not be too stab-happy. Even if you can kill her and she doesn't come back, how do you know that she's returned and you haven't just killed her?

KAY
Yeah I don't wanna die, not without cumming first.

SARA
Find someone else to help you with that.

NATHAN
Help! Of course, we'll take her to the IMC ASAP after mcdeez. They'll be fascinated with her, remember the Lab, Sara?

Sara squints with frustration upon remembering. Nathan gets up again.

SARA
I try not to.

NATHAN
Ok, that's a deal! This is going to be the best magdondal trip yet. I can ask you all about your universe and how it's different and how it's the same, just amazing!

He prances out of the room, sipping his soda.

NATHAN
(laughing)
Oh, merry fuckin' Christmas!

Both women follow his ass with their eyes, and then they quickly snap to each other.

SARA
I'm a master of stealth. Try to fuck him again and I'll kill you. What's more is that he'll probably let you and then I'll divorce him and he'll die alone.

Kay gets up, examines her bloody shirt, and sheathes the Acriamative as she talks, taking several steps away from Sara.

[[Something in this conversation needs to address how she got there in the first place and therefore how to get her back. Perhaps after MCD they go to delta jay or perhaps nafan and sara already figured out something though that's less likely]]

KAY
And then when I figure out how to return to my universe you'll get lonely and ressurrect him, I get it. He's all yours. Though the offer's still on the table, he always said you were secretly bi and I'd fuck the shit out of both of you in a heartbeat.

Sara's weapons disappear from the floor as she unsheaths them into her hands. Kay knows the sound well.

[[her attitude is a bluff. she's secretly extremely wary of someone with her abilities being an enemy, but that's not on the forefront of her mind because she knows that them fighting again won't happen if Nathan is there.]]
KAY
I know I drive a hard bargain but suit yourself. I know my Nathan wouldn't mind.

SARA
(grumbling)
That's what I'm afraid of.

Kay starts to head upstairs. Sara quickly unsheaths her weapons and pushes past her.

SARA
This is my house. Don't act like you own it.

KAY
Force of habit, not sorry.

NATHAN
Enough of this toxic femininity, let's get in the car.

Hard upwards pan to Nathan swinging Sara's lanyard above the stairs from his position at the handrail. He heads off in the direction of the garage.

SARA
Oh no you don't. I'm not letting you drive for at least half a year after tonight.

NATHAN
You can't just do that to me, this wasn't my fault!

Sara approaches him into the great room and takes the keys from him.

SARA
(under breath)
Well clearly you're enjoying it. Punishing you with no sex punishes me, so I'm taking away your freedoms until you get a better attitude.

He ignores her lowered tone. They walk to the garage.

NATHAN
My attitude is great, I'm just a little horny.

SARA
Little horny bitch.

KAY
Can't blame anyone for being horny. We've all been there. 24/7.

NATHAN
Your honor, my client would like to plead horny on all charges.

SARA
Guilty. Sentenced to 6 months no driving privileges.

She opens the garage door and they step out.

NATHAN
No fair. I move for a mistrial!

KAY
Can I be on the jury?

[[SARA
You can be on the next train to your own dimension.

Kay notices their car. 2020 Toyota Highlander.

KAY
Shit, my Nathan and I have a White 2022 Toyota Camry. I guess I would have had a lot of questions if I had come in here before...

NATHAN
I expect there will be a billion and a half differences to point out between here and your home universe!

He answers passionately but is visibly displeased at having to ride shotgun. They sit down, Kay in pursuit. As Kay walks towards the back, Sara notes Nathan's expression but keeps her eyes on Kay.

SARA
(quietly)
Don't be so mad about it, you ride shotgun most the time anyway.

He once again ignores her quieted tone.

NATHAN
Well now I'm thinking about the fact it *could* have been a possibility and I'm being punished for something I didn't do.

Kay gets in the back and scoots into the middle. She's looking relatively pleased with herself, watching the couple.

KAY
Come to think of it there's probably tons of details within the house I didn't notice due to my grogginess. Y'all probably have tons of things we don't.

NATHAN
Do y'all have McDonald's?

KAY
Of course, why would that be any different?

NATHAN
What part of infinite don't you understand? Just because you happen to know two people in this entire alternate world doesn't mean everything else would be the exact same.

KAY
Alright, what is different then?

Sara starts the car grumpily.

NATHAN
Well, we've already been over how different our lives are, which has a cascading effect on a lot of things, but literally anything else could be different. The existence of business, of notable historical figures or events, all sorts of things could be different. Did y'all have 9/11? The Holocaust? Covid? Antifa?

KAY
Sounds familiar. There's gotta be *something* else that's hugely different, right?

NATHAN
We can only find out through exploration. I would think that the differences we've already experienced imply there could be other quite notable discrepancies. Stuff well beyond the atomic level. Oh! We could have shown her your suit! I'm sure there are many differences-

SARA
(growled)
There is no way in hell that's happening.

KAY
I do have a suit tailored to my needs and powers. Custom built and designed by the IMC.

NATHAN
I was gonna say, I was assuming you also had one.

KAY
Of course, can't live without it. I wear it at home all the time just for the AC.

SARA
Yours has AC?

KAY
Yours doesn't? How do you deal with hyperhydrosis?

SARA
What?

NATHAN
Sara doesn't *have* hyperhydrosis.

KAY
Doesn't that make your healing powers less effective? Me sweating so much is how I can get enough fluid to revive someone. I literally have a tank on my suit for it.

Nathan and Sara exchange glances.

NATHAN
A tank?

KAY
Yeah, it collects my sweat, I'm exercising so it's a lot, it fills into the tank and I can mist it onto people. Are you not a combat medic like me?

SARA
My powers don't work like that.

NATHAN
Yeah, they're more just pheromones. The IMC gave her these little syringes for some healing but they really just introduce the fluid into the person's system if we *really* need them alive.

KAY
*Need* them alive? You don't try to save as many people as possible?

SARA
The IMC doesn't care about saving everybody. That doesn't mean I don't try, but they tie my hands. Sometimes literally.

KAY
This is so interesting. You're telling me you can't just juice them and they'll wake up in a couple hours?

SARA
No, it does work that way, but I don't have enough juice. *You* try collecting your own saliva samples to fill a single syringe. It takes ages. Anyway we shouldn't be talking about it, they'd have a fit if they knew I was *exposing* their secrets.

She finishes the sentence mockingly, obviously frustrated with the organization.

KAY
Wow, for once in my life I'm glad I have hyperhydrosis. It's really the reason why I can help people. I only wish I could help more, but even all the sweat I produce isn't enough to help everyone. It's a blessing and a curse, to know that I could cure anyone of anything, including death itself, but that I will never be able to do so with everyone.

Small silence.

NATHAN
You can revive corpses?

KAY
Not like that! But yes. The IMC determined submerging remains, no matter how damaged, into the Juice, caused them to regenerate as long as there were enough nutrients. This was insane, they created a vat of the Juice mixed with nutrients, mainly protein, and tossed, well. They tossed all sorts of things into it but we straight up brought back someone's cremated remains. Like there was someone in the lab who had seen us revive animals, secretly sprinkled the urn in there, in just a couple hours his mom was back. Naked of course, but in her prime. She was hot by the way. She remembered everything.

NATHAN
Holy shit.

KAY
Yeah so you can imagine how insane that was. After the fluid in her lungs ran out enough and she could speak, she had a lot to say. Her son... well you can imagine. Hysterical. I'm not sure what he even expected, but it must have been... really something to see your mother back, younger than you. I haven't even spoken to mine since...

Silence again.

SARA
I never knew that was possible. The only thing that's stopping me from saving people like that is enough Juice?

NATHAN
We don't know that. We don't know the extent to your powers.

SARA
Well I want to find out. We're bringing you to the IMC and you're going to help them help me save people.

KAY
You can't demand that of me, I can't stay here forever. I want to go *home*, to *my* Nathan.

NATHAN
(to Sara)
For all we know, that's not even how it works. She might have a limited amount of time here.

SARA
All the more reason to get here over there right now. Seriously, let's start now.

NATHAN
The IMC is not going to be excited to learn about freaking quantum anomalies causing accidental interdimensional travel. And if they were, it'd be because they want to weaponize it.

KAY
I'd hate to see them with that.

NATHAN
You and me both.

They stop at a red light. Sara glares at Kay through the rear view. Kay purses her lips in response.

SARA
I don't think they're even capable of that but that's not the point. Who cares if you can't be at home with *your* NATHAN.

She makes this remark with utter disdain. It is not subtle.

SARA (CONT'D)
If you could save a single life and all it cost was being away from him, how long would it take for you to cave?

KAY
I don't think you understand. I really love him. I can't live without him.

SARA
(growled)
Maybe that means you *need* to spend time away from him.

NATHAN
I can't help but feel like-

SARA
It's not your turn to speak.

==

EMPLOYEE
Uh, are you guys alright?

She notes the strange colored blood all over the two humanoids. Nathan has also been stained on his hands.

KAY
Normal Tuesday night.

NATHAN
It's not even Tuesday.

He had to check his phone to make sure. It's actually an early morning on a Wednesday; Christmas 2024.

==

[[her return to her original universe is indicative of how much the experience changed her. rather than returning to do honry things to nafan in his sleep, she wakes him up, something he normally hates and thus she would never do, to ensure he knows who she is and that they're actually together. He's confused but gives her the information she needed, she sleepily says she'll tell him in the morning.]]
