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i believe it is time to begin isn't it i couldn't tell if i saw the um why must you scare me like this i don't want this sometimes my uh encoding will become overloaded and it just ruins um some of my my recording i don't want it to happen i upgraded the cpu in order to prevent that from happening but um then it turned out that that was causing issues so i had to cease this uh behavior so well real quick i've got to check a thing this is funny let us see um be good and it's not good i completely forget how the hell to fix this um configure video oh look at that it's um it's ruined it there we go i i don't know why it reset itself that's actually quite odd because it's really uh really annoying let's say but it shouldn't be doing that the question is whether i like the slightly lower or the slightly higher and it's probably it's probably slightly lower that i want to do i would like it to just be one to one but we can't have nice things actually yeah it's bright regardless what the hell what the ever i pressed the button good um well we should be good enough decent enough hate it when this happens happens happens far too often frankly well uh it's silk song i don't know if i've got anything to say probably um i don't know i've been slowly inching nearer this the completion of this project i should probably just drop all pretenses of uh giving a about it and just move on just just finish it you know my cpu i don't know i've got my cpu i've given it up it's kind of high for some reason um i i i don't know how important that is necessarily i haven't been able to um get any ice because the ice maker is broken so i can't drink my soda right now because it's in the crappy fridge so this is uh very upsetting this is very upsetting knowledge that does not wish to be known Definitely feels off having not streamed on Thursday, but when it's the woman's birthday, you know, you must prioritize and pay tribute. I dropped wax on my... that might have actually been caught on stream. Very well could have. I dropped wax on my, like, what do you call this, earbud case. Fucking wow, that is loud. Goodness, such extreme volume to this. Anyway. But yeah, I was just staring at it for some reason because it's, like, melted. Pretty neat. Oh, right. Yes, I didn't have time to look at what I was doing last. So, I did a little bit of grinding off stream, as you do. Oh, shit. Gamma. Forgot to turn my gamma up. For playing. Yeah, I was doing a bit of a loop here. So, there was a... I forget if it was right here. No, right here. It was right here. But... Why is lag? Yeah, I was just farming, you know. This is actually a great warm-up to start out the fucking session with. Mm-hmm. So, it's like... you get, you know, you sit there, run out, uh, how much stuff have I got? Pretty good amount. So, you know, rush over, take all of these guys out and then run back. Like that's, that's basically the whole loop since there's those three guys there. Um, I've got loads of beads, little rosaries to string up. So yeah, I've just been, uh, I was just passively grinding. I was going to do like this one or, uh, the completely passive grind for, uh, what do you call it? The stuff that isn't money. The, the shell shards. I was considering doing that, but, uh, I didn't, but it's, it's because all of that stuff, all of that stuff, all of that stuff, all of that stuff, all of that stuff, all of that, all of them died due to being, you know, crushed right there that I can't, uh, can't quite, you know, do the same thing as I was previously. Used to be a pretty good grind, but, um, I think the new one is like, it may be faster. Not certain, but I also, uh, wanted to come and talk to some of these. Have a great citadel has lost its voice and now by the bull, now the black threads rise up to tear it shell apart. I fear holy phallum is truly dying. But I still have hope, red ma- red maiden, though kingdoms may fall, life endures still, and we bugs can build our lands anew. I share your hopes, Sherma, remember the, the, remember though that whatever is built next belongs not to the past, but to you. Based! She's so based! Your instincts are strong. Let it be those that guide you rather than any reverence towards a kingdom's corpse. Aho, you flatter me so, but it is my duty to guide you. My fellows who shall guide me, those who voices, those whose voices sing out still, even in these ruined times. Interesting. Pain, anguish, and misery. All right, I was gonna say, uh, the, the tendrils. There was a little tendril location that was right there that I took care of. That was like the only sort of progress that I had that, uh, I didn't catch on stream, but. In the darkest of shadows, all is made clear. Phallum draws its final breath and we, few remaining, must bear its dying pain. Come to the citadel's stage and let us suffer together. Interesting. Sister, you seen him out there? Our new champion, that golden knight stalking the citadel's crumbling halls. Oh, yes, yes. Um, she does show up sometimes. Um, the, the sentinel. Tall, righteous bug. Not much for conversing. Still, I'd be long dead if not for their appearance. And I ain't the only one. Others have spoken of the knight's timely deeds and rare bravery. I don't remember this fat, fat one. The worried pilgrim. We are desperate for any protection we can get. That gleaming champion's been offering their aid almost as much as you yourself. That golden knight's out there, sister. Cutting out on the lost, keeping us safe. Reckon this place would have already been overrun if not for them and their noble blades. Yes, yes. Nah. I have to max out my other ones first. Yeah, they're really not doing so well, are they? Um. Oh, right. I think the ventrica stations may have been reduced. Maybe it's got all of them. They may be blocked off on the other side. Hello. Okay. Go to Bellheart. There was some boss that I was fighting. Was it actually the final boss of the game? No, no, cause that's why I'm in Act 3 in the first place. I was, I was going... yes, I was fighting that. Okay. This'll be rough. Let's do this. Cause I forgot to, uh, come back up and compress them all naturally. Now we're maximum. Maybe I should've, uh, cause that's actually quite a, quite a bit. We love the children. Okay. Back to the Bellway. I wonder if it's quicker, well, it's the same deal, but I don't, I'm not certain if it's quicker to string up the rosaries in that, uh, stringable place in Greymoor, and there may be another one somewhere. But I could just compress all my rosaries right up. String them all. Which I'm certain she's, uh, happy for. Just one more, I think. Bring me under three digits. Just, uh, just to be safe. Now I do want to do some additional, like... exploration. Hmm. Like, I didn't, uh, didn't look at a lot of places now that I'm in act three here. And everything is dead. Gonna, give me some slack here. Sorry, my, all this stuff on my desk is, no, buh, buh, buh, buh. Cause I'm not certain if there's anything majorly concerning in here. Oh. For some reason I thought there was, like, a weak point and I could break out. Nothing there. Guess I'm not certain. I'm still not certain. That was where the fat one was. I was already in here, wasn't I? Right, yes. This is where I first obtained the memorium. Memorium. Ow. It's been a while since I've had one of these immensely, like, lethargic Saturdays. Saturdays? What are you? Wait. Where did you come from? And, why and when? Um. That's not fast enough. um that's not fair interesting new bug very interesting now i don't like the uh fact they've become a bit tougher don't really appreciate that i wonder if you can keep some of the beasts around like the beast is in the one that was here and the um the other difficult one the snot beast or whatever it was oh yes you oh oh wait it was it's the same room i probably could have just left those there this is why i probably should have used some of them um back in that other area back in the chambers though oh nice oh let's fucking go she shlied she shlied oh holy shit oh that was so fucking powerful let's fucking go oh i need that in my life absolute peak no what the fuck okay guess we're going over here now wait no this is where i meant to go that's right child is coming with me now oh he returned that's got like a rock through the other end of it back to bellhart wait did i mean to go back to bellhart i don't really need to do i courage quest is sands of crack um and which which one was i using here yes yes dark hearts and all um seems like a different one hmm was i actually using the cog flies this will be something to experiment with uh right it was it's just uh the steps it's interesting that they just like they never integrated they never had like a travel location into the correct the crack just in case just in case it's good thing to do um i just just remembered that uh there's a guy in that that i probably shouldn't have marked the末r primeiro short that was a nice little tease but if i see them there at least that's not because i think these grow very well I guess they are on the outs now but i have no other reasons i actually got a standing idea if i did so lmao shouldn't have compressed all of my my savings you know anyway the creature the corpse of the creature anyway go inside here so I can back get back to it yes obviously we need to rest rest at the restable I've done this many times that was precisely a week ago actually kind of wild how the time flies and I got pretty decently used to this this entire journey it seems to me that team cherry wants you to become very good at the game in order to progress forgot may as well just do this and I'm not probably not going to do terribly well right on the bat well I'm glad she's dead all right I should probably save them this this music's really bringing me back to approximately a week ago yeah I like that wait did I put on a like a knockback one yeesh feels strange thank you for dying this should be fun go up all this way yes yes yes they they're already getting started on him ah ah I didn't know she was gonna move that way ow I said she I've never made it that far before pretty pretty grand start actually kind of surprising I exceeded expectations there I would a bit I'll have to maybe not in a bit guess we'll see goodness that's interesting my gpu2 core clock just went all the way up just for that effect i guess that's interesting quite interesting so that's a nice thing about not having the 3090 in here anymore it's uh far less stressful on the cooling system in here though i'm considering nabbing like a $300 like evaporative cooler oh cool so i could just uh terminate it at any time as long as i don't take any damage that's worth it definitely not worth it if i take damage and also spend like way too long doing it oh really though ow yes thank you nope have fun dying i thought i hit it there we go why was i struggling so much on this particular combination that's kind of interesting very nice yeah this will be a bit of a piece of piss hopefully maybe hello ow oh why do those count as entities unless you can actually kill them with enough damage or something that seems a bit uh unfair oh okay new attacks here new attack combinations goodness wow goodness well that's quite challenging goodness changing my volume just a little bit just absolutely uh blasts me out of balance here hopefully that's not too too off now we're good seriously cringe not you good enough wow didn't even hit a single one of them ha i didn't know he could do that but i'm glad he can now you do it too please if you don't mind oh this is this is a terrible one isn't it very good b-b-b-b-b-b-buh such epic mu-mu-mu-music epic mu-mu-music come on oh you really had to step back just a little bit did ya fuck what the hell that's insane that's kinda nuts oh hello agate how do you do he gets going pretty fast there I'm good very good to hear very good oh goodness I think I've already got to turn the fan on there we go shut up please I should just nab that evaporative cooler it'll be so good I can just keep the whole room cool probably maybe possibly potentially all my systems will be overwhelmed with the coolness yeesh uh oh glad we consume you children thank you come on now I kinda remember what it felt like to struggle against this come on get to the real fight here mooshka bruh bruh goodness calm down bruh please chill out please dude aah it's always spacing like a madman oh wow okay I didn't expect that I didn't feel like I was doing that well but um there we go our claws to crush our claws to rule our claws to save them all tyrants defeat crust king khan oh I didn't realize he was a tyrant people seem to like him pretty well nice nice thank you agate you were here give me your heart or something it's the heart I'm taking yes the the encrusted heart it's all crusty the reasons for which are uh well to be determined I suppose um I'm gonna set this thing up real quick now that this is this this this this this this it's finished it's process sorry I I've updated it I've updated my adobe which part of the reason why I hold off on doing that so uh uh stubbornly is because uh premiere uh what do you call these premiere databases must be no production that's what it's called what calls it a database am I thinking um resolve maybe I don't know premiere uh uh requires like everything in the fucking uh the structure of the database to be completely duplicated so it's loads of fucking it has to copy everything in the folder and my stream database is fucking um fuck it is it's like 600 gigs so it's so slow and so slow so slow so slow so slow so slow so slow to copy all that shite over the nas um that i stored on that um why my hiccup egg fuck this shit it's so slow that i started the process two times before just barely and um it fucking uh like the process just stopped completely which is cringe um and you can't just continue where you left off it's like oh no that that already that that place already exists and it's like you just you don't have to copy fucking everything over just copy what's necessary but for some reason it's like no you you must do this it's like i already version it and get and whatnot it's just it's just annoying so and 600 gigs is too big for my poor one terabyte boot drives boot ssd so well wonderful now we can move on you this will be grand um always with this shit kind of just feel like killing that thing kill that guy thank you okay shite let us see it's like yeah i can't i can't fit 1.2 terabytes on a one terabyte storage device you know the math does not function that um yeah i definitely can't do that shouldn't have sold all my shite or uh strung them up you know because i can afford all of this stuff i just need to pop some of them which i shouldn't have done shouldn't have sold them all obviously let's grab um well let's get the most expensive out of the way first that is not the most expensive what's he got to say about this beautiful this a glowy little piece of something sting stinks of them horrid crawling whisperers a bit so might be dangerous you should take it give us your rosaries and lie to my claws of it interesting lie to my claws of it like it's some sort of a bird and it's like you stole that shit you could have just left it there if it was junk to you you prick won't you take it off my poor hands dickhead yes the thief's mark oh right yes that that that'll be interesting oh yeah i can't use it right now nice little pair of rolly rollies i just brings brings luck oh the magnetite dice well that's interesting yeah i'll have to play with them and a psalm cylinder did he say uh you like this gleaming spinner eye snitch from the big city dell there's a way to make it sing to you or so they says probably stole it from where it belongs because it definitely wasn't fucking you know why would it be anywhere else he hasn't anything to say does he clicky clackies i gave him too many clicky clackies more than he deserved for all of his stolen wares but um yeah i definitely shouldn't have uh packed it all away in that a moment i'd forgotten that there were some things to do there um right where where is the next oh right i want to try them out this is a good idea so we want the clicky clacky like right there identify oneself to fellow thieves what do these have like some sort of camaraderie it's like no i steal shit and you steal shit there's no code here that says we can't steal from each other right um i must check uh the next thing it is marked on the map is it not oh there's a void masses um i've got the heart of might the heart of the woods heart of the wild the hunter's heart is in oh yeah yeah but what why the hell is that middle of fucking nowhere um let's find it wait so is there an entire like a whole ass area over here that i haven't fuck i just never saw any of that oh oh so some of this is genuine act three shite well let's go to let's let's go to pilgrim's rest and by that i mean bell heart you know what this means i'm gonna do a supply run naturally wake up yes yes the fuck fuck they're all up there well never mind never the fuck mind then because uh those are long fucking ones and i'm not gonna take up the time on stream to do them i was considering doing those off stream to grind rosaries which like that's one option other than the uh killing of the creatures in that one area that i was doing back to you where's the closest uh just the far fields that this is right why am i doing this what is the point for some reason i thought i went too high give me my shit back ya prick oh it's fucking destroyed oh is he dead oh he's just straight up dead then well he won't be terribly missed because uh fuck that guy interesting so this place is just straight up no longer a settlement anymore was it okay so it this is a it's no longer marked on the map oh shit so there's there's no supplies that like the reason i didn't see the supply run there isn't because like i uh missed oh so this this is like new shit then right what the fuck wait what okay we're doing it this way when the fuck was this hammer here was this here i don't remember this this looks like it like fell through the ceiling or something okay very strange very peculiar glad i don't have to fucking uh oh i don't know if i've ever fought against the dark ones here why why why am i dropping shit is that what the thief's mark does is that what the thief's mark does is that what the thief's mark does it the thief mocks thief's mock makes you drop it oh interesting it beats deep and slow faint and fast very interesting um i want to see gain extra rosaries from defeated enemies but lose some rosaries on taking damage interesting very interesting oh so you're not going to show up again no see you later well that's fascinating um i'll have to see if that's worth it when i'm grinding in that other area but for now i think i won't um used in simple games and believed to bring luck to the bearer interesting so it's the second magnetite thing i've got simple games that that must be some sort of a secret i don't understand i don't know i don't know i don't know i don't know i don't know i don't know i don't understand yet maybe i'll keep it on all things considered um well this is enlightening i've got to go here hunter's march uh deep docks is probably closer though arguably it's basically the same shit just gotta make it that let's go up oh whoa i just realized that i'm gonna overflow on them again i've already overflowed actually thank you for dying there we go see it doesn't take long at all to cease overflowing that's for certain definitely harder to build up the wealth than it is to spend it which is very true and real oh shit oh shit damn son well that's a bit rough just a little bit more then oh goodness thank you what's up here i think that was a chest at some point so what does that do what what does that little thing there mean wow everything's all so unpredictable now it's probably been ages since i've been over here ouch what thing um i don't remember now i love i forgot how much i love the little floating that was always going on it's so satisfying oh oh oh oh okay um and hunter's march right above me back in the the ant life the ant farm oh i remember not having access to that area for a long time oh it's still in the deep docks well you sure can get a lot of things out of those no no No, wait, fucker. That was a lot of stuff there. Can we calm down a bit? Please? Please? There we go. One more down. It's always good. I really do wonder if I'll ever get one of those marked on the map. I actually need to keep, uh, keep on going in here. Oh, shit, really? So the closest place is from the docks. Because, uh, I can't even go that direction. Well, that sucks. Let's have something blank in this area. I know there's some blank in this area. Though I thought there wasn't at first. Hm. Didn't even notice me. Down and straight. Got him. Ow. Heh. Nearly blew them up. Haven't got the time. Time for them, frankly. Oh. I have the time for you. There we go. Yes, need rest up here again. Hello, children. Wow. Think I'm getting better at that. Such fun. There he is. Blah, blah, blah, blah. I've gotta go to, yeah, I've gotta go to docks. Because I could go to the marrow. It's more direct. Um, but it's... Wait, what am I saying? Marrow requires more vertical movement. Whereas, uh... Oh, wait, no. Other way. Whatever I'm saying. Yeah, Hunter's March. We just gotta go... Right up this way. Next room. Um, been ages since I've been over here. Oh! Hello! Yeah, the ants have been completely assimilated by these things. Shit! Damn, son. Da-da-da. Ugh. I think that means he died because of me. Please don't fall in the... Yes. It's actually quite not good. I was gonna say, just straight up through this room, there's very small likelihood of fucking it up. Which is the top of the room. Doesn't matter how we get there, does it? Actually, apparently it does, because I don't know what was on the other side of that. Hey. Oh, I've got, like, uh... Some kind of... ...skill or something. Fuck. Bruh. Let's keep moving on. I think I remember having to run across this room a couple of times. Oh, they're not, uh... Oh. Well, now they are. Goodness, there is no gravitational pull on those things whatsoever. Wait, wait, uh, uh, uh, uh... Okay. I just never, never went there, I suppose. Been a while since I've seen a frayed one. Just never had to do that, I suppose. Well, never thought to. Well, then. I made a slight error. I definitely thought that, um... That it came to a different point, but it... Obviously did not. How many of those, uh, like, bell benches are in far fields? Because... Seems like I've seen a fair bit of them here. Oh, hello, beast. Guess this is... Exactly the question that I was asking about. Like... What happens when this thing is still living? Oh. There it is. Did that give... That didn't give me a beast shot, did it? Rhino gr... Grund. Neat. I think I just ended up... Running by it the first time. That's where I just like killing them. Need to go to the marrow. First time. It's been a looong time. Ugh. My bloody shoulders. Let's just chill out a bit, okay? Um... Yeah, definitely gotta go all the way... Oh, okay, so all the way to the right, but it's the middle one. Yeah, I can't believe I miscalculated that. Heh! Fuck. So quick to celebrate the death of the creature, but, um... Wow, it really has been ages since I've been, uh... Up in this bitch, as it were. Okay. Oh, I remember that being like a creature I had to fight and hit. It was like... Sporing all over the place. Had to hunt it for, uh... You really, really just see the need to do double damage. Meh. Goodness. Takes way too many hits. Benching seems like a grand idea. Oh. I missed it. Shit. Think I will, though. I don't... I don't mean to bother you, Sentinel. This one. Oh, I wonder, uh... Is this place fucking dead? Oh, shit, yeah. I never went and, uh... Did all that I needed to... To defeat him. Defeat this. Well, he's fucked now. Goodness. I mean, it was a scam game anyway, but... It's interesting. Well, that was interesting. Oh, an arena! You say. Very interesting. Shit. That's pretty rough. Not what I meant to do. Just gotta skip by that. Huh! Oh, he can come back up. That's funny. Shite. We're all dead. What? Where the fuck did you come from? Oh, is that what the luck is? That's what it is. Totally. Nope. Okay. I've done it, I suppose. That's kinda cool that they could just, uh... Reuse the arena and have it spawn the spooky boys now. Instead. I'm cool with that. So the entire kingdom is just being, uh... Collapsed. Definitely. Thank you. Um... Next room. And up. You. There's a statue here. Wow, those, uh... Those animations are just beautiful. Oh, wait. Shit. That... Who... Whose was that? That was somebody who was, like, hanging out here or something? I've completely forgotten. Yeet. There it is. The secret. Oh, shit. Heh. Well, neat. So this was completely impossible to get to. I wonder if it even existed before Act 3, though. Like, it doesn't spawn in until then. That would be interesting. Oh, shit. That's cool. Thank you for dying. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Thank you for dying. Inscription sounds. No. Yes. And there's the lever. Goes across the- Okay. So is this temporary? I think that'd be pretty neat if it were... Permanent. So it's still the far fields. Just a new area within it. Don't you dare. Don't you dare... Oh, wow. I was just going straight through it. Mining. Love that. Oh! Oh, I haven't seen these in ages. Hello. Oh, shit. Yeah, this looks really like the thing that was eating in that one place in Hollow Knight. Can trim all the grass. But no one's paying me. Nah, shit. Ah. Nice. Okay, I think those are just to get to, like, the other places in here. It's protecting something. Well, I want it, bitch. That's quite the little treasure there. 130 of them. And a pale rosary necklace. I really wish I could find someone who could string those up. That'd be something. Don't drop them. Ah, shit. I dropped them. The things I will do for just one of them. Oh, you can chill out, though. You can calm down, I reckon. Just cut all of the grass in here. Thoughts on the Nordic aliens? The Nordic aliens being real. Who says they are? Who says... Who says they need to be real? Like... Some things are perfectly happy being imaginary. Fuck. Now I'm all maxed out. I need a bench. Oh, I didn't nab that bench before I went in here. That probably was not the best idea. Very cool area, though. He's dead. I only want these for now. Because I haven't the room for them. Oh, hello. Wait, hi. Oh, what a shock. Discovered again so easily. Like a hapless little hatchling. How are you still alive, Gilly? If you're going to make a sport of tracking me, I'll have to redouble my efforts at camouflage. Oh, are you observing them too, Hunter? The red shells are plentiful here, stalking these vast, grassy plains and the last of its bony beasts. Compared to the caves below, this lush growth feels even greater. Have we crawled close? Close to the source of their sustenance. I must discover its secret. I will, by my father's wish and for hope that our dying lands might find means to endure. Just be careful, young, when I urge you. Here you've reached the ant's heart domain. There may be discoveries worth making, but a single mistake will see your shell's sharp end. Conversing is a pleasure, but I must return to my observance. Try not to leave too much of a trail when you leave, please. And me being right about them and you being wrong. Trump spoke with them. Well, just because Trump spoke with them doesn't mean they're real. Trump speaks with plenty of imaginary creatures I'm certain you're familiar. Oh, you fucking shed. I killed your child. Damn, it didn't even try. It didn't even mean to do that. Fuck, where am I? Yeah, I definitely should have nabbed that bench. And I keep going the wrong way because I know it's up, but it's not that up. It's this up. Bye. What a tragedy. Wow, that's actually kind of fun. I wonder how much work they had to go through in order to, like, repaint the entire thing with the new context in mind here. Ouch. No, I need to go to this one. Oh, wow. There's a little bit of a much-needed respite from the disaster of the current realm. Let's get right up there. There we are. Yeah, I think it's permanent. Which means I can probably nab an even closer bench. Oh! He can kick me like a fucking horse! That's definitely the most pony-pilled thing in this game. Shit. Oh, wait, shit. Like, I actually can't be here. Oh, it'll attack it? Oh, shit! Infighting in my fucking video game! Let's go! Oh! Yes, kill it. That actually makes me so incredibly happy. Okay, so that's the safe one. Sweet. I think I've got too many again in order to, uh... want to do that. Shit. Can't do that. Uh-oh. Ooh, what's all this, then? I love the little maw of the creature there. What are you? You're a cricket! Hello. Hoi hoi! Yes. Nimble opponent appears. At last, at last. He sounded kind of like, uh... Kermit the Frog there. Sprintmaster Swift. If you were seeing challengers, uh... you should choose a location less far afield. It is a rare chance I or any bug would come upon this distant cavern. True. Though once discovered, could there be a more perfect spot? This giant, bony body, so distant from far looms. Ales. Here, freely, we can test our speed and our sleek shells. Here, we may race. You must be eager to step to the task, Challenger. Fulfill my wish. Let us discover our limits together. Fastest in far loom. Let's fuckin' do it. I'm gonna be fast. Goodness, I actually need fuckin' more, uh... more blowing. Okay, let's see if the soda is ready. Probably. Probably. Probably about as much as I could ask for. Best I could do. Wow. I don't know when the last time I've ever tasted something like this was. Olipop. Pretty good soda. It's a new kind of soda. I don't know how they do what they do, but it's fuckin' cool. Why, magnificent, may our mighty contest of shells commence. But a final note, nimble bug. If ever you run off course or desire... a quick convene, simply play what music you're able, and my companion shall whisk you back to our starting line. Now that the track calls us, allow us... allow me a moment to assemble a course worthy to test our skill. Wonderful. Goodness, how long did that take? Okay, I gotta collect three... oh, go through three things. Oh, you... wait, wait, shit, I can do this too? Oh, that's a lap. Okay. Oh, shit. Fuck. I'm fucked. Oh, no. That's bad. Shit. Damn, son. That's pretty difficult. I fucked up once. Don't let defeat weigh on you, nimble bug. Simply step to the challenge. Let us soar swift together again. Uh, give me a minute. Another time, perhaps, sir. My own task cannot be so eagerly ignored. Then I shall continue to train in anticipation of... of... of that future challenge. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. I've got as much fleabrew as I want, so. Oh, wait, I can't fucking use it. Well, that certainly doesn't help. I think I need to use another one there. Save me a bit of time. Ding, ding, ding. Goodness, how fucking fast does he get? Ah, shit. Ah, god. Damn it. That's difficult. This shit is good. What is... Yes, yes. I think we will... I can't believe I can't use skills during this. So he gets, like, progressively faster. I can hit him? No, fuck. Damn. He's a fast boy. Oh! So is this defeat? Can it be? I shall so fast. Wonder of fire loom. A bug whose pace could match my own. Though I set a simple course, you have proven its match and more. Take this small reward, nimblebug, and remember well our grand contest. The challenge, of course. It shall be improved. Yes, yes. The truest test is still to come. We shall fly fast together once more. Fine, let's do it again. We both know our previous run was only warm-up. Yes, only a tiny test to prepare for the real match. Hi-ho. Well, that match is now. A new track worthy of your skill and mine. No longer merely a test. Meet the challenge at my speed full. Let us break through. Our limits and see what waits beyond. Let's do it, Swift. Let's fucking go. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Yeah, I have no idea what the fuck I'm doing. No, shit. Yes, yes, yes, yes. Let's do it. Come on, then. Never. Okay. Got him. Again. Truly incredible. Was it the course? Did I lose focus? Or are you simply the bug I have waited so long for? Her of such skill that my wish could at last be granted? Another reward must be given for your speed, Nibblebug. One deserved in full. Oh, sweet. A beast shot. Where'd you get that from? The challenge. The course. It shall be improved. Yes, yes. The truth. That's still to come. We shall fly past together once more. Pretty cool. Especially now that I know that I can't use the thing. Our last race was grand, yes. But I see now I said too mild. The challenge for one is sprightly. As yourself, I prepared only to race, but you arrived bringing destiny, and you, my wish may finally be granted. The barriers of speed broken wide. Are you prepared, Nibblebug? The time is upon us. The final test for the swift and spry. Let's fucking do it. He's a fast builder. That's pretty tricky. Ah, shit. Damn. Pretty good. Yes, let's do it. Let's do it. I need to figure out how to get past some of the points that, uh, he can just fly through there. Does seem a bit tricky. Shit. Wait, nooooooooooo. Come off it. Oh, he, he rebuilt it again? Pretty sweet. Seems to take, like, two tries for me. Oh, you have done it. Never would I have believed a shell so fast in all of Farloom! Wonder of wonders. You have proven it. nimblebug fulfilled my wish seen my pace matched and beaten my limits broken wide yes well done but wait before you depart your exceptional skill requires an equally fine reward this shining shard of ancient mask is yours take it cherish it and know you shall forever have my thanks hey sweet thanks wonderful met his match glad he is uh glad we made him happy here now i must train and strive further and faster by your example your skill upon these tracks has roused my spirit nimblebug you shall forever have my thanks oh you're welcome i like how before i came he was training and after i came he's training and that's it there it is like coolio well i'm glad i had a um whatever you call it fucking uh a bench i got a bench there that was the main plus oh oh shit there we go how much shite do i i'm probably good for now don't need to spend it all i jumped straight into it damn i guess i'll be visiting him every once in a while okay no that one didn't even have any any silk in it what the hell perfect this is it open this back up into that area i just realized i'm looking for where where was this area ah shit was it oh right it's this way and right here or something yes gimme uh well that wasn't that fucking much was it yeah there's way more than i thought it'd be i think i actually spent more money on this than i thought it would be i think i actually spent more than i i earned through that that's fine the entire point is to stay underneath the limit so i don't overflow that way i know i'm not wasting really do wish there was an option to bundle my shards oh there it is that's what we want to see then there's an area right there that leads back into yes yes yes let's hit that let's get that hooked up that should be not this way actually but this way just straight down through this room did i not uh so i've been in this room a couple of times oh yeah i just didn't even go in this direction it's gonna blow oh okay and so that's that's why that area wasn't accessible there nice wonderful wait wait wait wait wait though because there is uh there are a couple creatures i'd love to kill here oh it's not in here yeah may as well got that mapped so that's nice excellent kind of wish the goodies just respawned there we go oh no up in this area actually here darling look at that what a nice little cozy area wonderful oh wow okay um i don't think there's anything i don't think there's anything else i think this is they think this is all that's it that's a perfect uh distance as well oh hello nearly dead or something pale beast bringing ruin we have had since did you writing harsh our final fate if power you come seeking mine is faded mortal time taken great one i come not to see you as you are rather i would have you would have you recall what you were before the pale monarch when once your heart beat bright and brave that beating heart i would take though i know my intent is worthy i seek it only to save these lands to break them free from this fatal sickness born of threat and void if you may beast if you can mine was mine once was power wild proud no wonderful so she does sing suppose we're gonna see what she looks like now oh cool it's like yeah just remember how you were before we're gonna have a dream fight and then i'll take your heart she's got a beautiful little singing voice there oh so this these lands were quite different at one point now how pretty wow beautiful oh this is gonna be cool i've never seen these before i don't suppose you could fight these outside of this uh this dream fight here oh that's pretty high up wow scar singer carmelita whoa wait she's so cool what the fuck ouch damn wow so is she like bigger now or uh like i've not said what i'm looking at really behind that it's so pretty what the hell guarana anyway the final one ouch spooky shit why do i always do this the moment that i actually begin fighting her i said always i think that's only like the second try i've done but either way boom boom boom i kind of wish the second time it just played that effect like basically instantaneously i'm assuming that just puts you out of this place oh that's interesting just no roof these guys are so cool do these get added to the to the hunters the the journal nice ow i hate that he was doing that like it was just it was just a little bit brutal you know i can't take a damage of everything what does that sound are they like cheering or something she's gotta call out all of her simps they were in perfect sync there for a moment damn bruh difficult come on now what a beautiful soprano get fogied right in the center ah i don't understand moves yet so that was that was a better because i think sometimes it's like okay focus less on damage and more on survival so that you can learn the movesets and then you learn where you can get damage in because i tend to just go for like brute you know wait where was the oh yeah that is actually really interesting that that particular effect i wonder if some people struggle with uh lagging on that effect sweet oh she's just attacking a billion times in a row fuck that's rough but i made it to the second phase there wake the fuck up on it you have bitches to slay always taking such a long time to wake up she's a snoozer i don't think i could hit that even falsetto really gotta be at the right angle for that one shite shite shite she's tough come on i don't know if i ever saw what that effect does on the the 30 90 at this uh refresh rate there i hate hiccups yep well thanks for dying just stop it that one always gets me oh really though ah there's no way you could go to fucking avoider goodness that is rough okay come on i wonder if that's is is that the same singer as uh whatever her name was in hollow night you get one bug wow okay fuck you how interesting literally saved my life by the way it's just that lucky luck doesn't last forever i got the fucking grape soda on my eye you know i don't know what to do with it i don't know what to do with it i don't know what to do with it i don't know what to do with it i don't know what to do with it yeah yeah i definitely can't hit that cannot oh shit i didn't bring out the boys i thought she's doing the other move that one fucker she's so hard on me yeet why the fuck did you do that you bitch wow every single one just fucking best gotta play it safe here ah ah ah ah ah , well that was just bad wake up come on i'm sick of seeing her bloody uh just just always snoozing sleeping on the job why i didn't need to do that you who that's hardly fair woman come now she is so tough the room oh this one i have to do it an octave below i'm playing extremely sloppy it's so difficult i still haven't quite managed to learn all of her um stuff all of her moves is that a good cheese that seems like a bit of a cheese doesn't it because they're always trying to come back a bit i should see if i could replicate that that seemed good okay okay gotta lock in okay no damn it's quite good oh no whoa i've never seen that move before shit fucker that's difficult yo bro just want to show some real love for your stream because you've genuinely just gone crazy potential i'd love to connect you with you on a top stream level who pulls dozens of live viewers that have over 658 point case followers he asked you only have smaller disc creators to grow the right way with real viewers laughing to chat and loyal subscribe supporters needs fuck's sake who sub gift to donate if you're interested adam on discord vinesauce vinny vinesauce himself the speed guy tell him crown sent you this could be the push your stream needs yeah i don't know about that it seems so scummy scummy it seems so scummy bummy i doubt it like you can't help but look at that and just doubt it so now now i'm all out of uh ollie pop so upsetting yes this is exactly what i wanted ah fuck she's so difficult she's so difficult that's bad i don't have any regenning either so this sucks hopefully this doesn't take up the entire uh last hour of stream here it'd be pretty sweet if i could just uh get around to defeating it right now right here betcha it's so difficult still i want some i just realized how impossibly tiny her torso is and by extension her waist fuck off with this move hate of projectiles come off it let's go gotta do something to keep myself entertained in the interim perfect sync hell yeah why? shit wasn't expecting her to space like that for some reason, fuck off every time just move on please horned wake up challenge impossible excuse me he hasn't done a single attack this entire time the spacing just hasn't been right for him I suppose that is not that did not go as planned I need to just avoid a move so I can fucking figure her out bloody hell everything's gotta be a double hit and some like disjointed extended double hit and it's gotta be fucking hot in here naturally stop last time I did the based move of moving the fan should be overheating constantly now should be at least a bit mitigated at least a bit mitigated grommet that transition was pretty good fuck you what the actual shit sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-ship they just decided to make it easy on me this time well I'm not one to complain sc rond cigar he you what the fuck fuck's sake i can't even make it to the second fucking thing again come on let's fucking go oh wow i can actually do that that'll be something to keep in mind though i probably shouldn't have burned all of it fuck i definitely shouldn't have used that much though i did loads of damage to her clearly wake up she seemed so weak in this form funny why did i blow my shit fuck's sake she needs to chill the fuck out come the fuck on you bitch can you not though back her she's so fucking unpredictable woman please wake the fuck up fuck's sake fucking bitch i don't want to spend all day on this fucking thing let me go i can't deal with this thing fucking hanging about stop it there we go that was worse timing to do that what the fuck move the fuck on bitch move on move on wake up wake up wake up i'm sick of this shit why why was it there barely of just a fucking inch it's so cringe come on why is she dancing with weapons? well she she does seem to kind of uh embody two sort of uh things at the same time where she's got this you know beauty in femininity but also like strength and femininity or rage and femininity perhaps it's very interesting can you stop it with that fucking move please oh i don't know if i've heard her hit that note those notes before shit the fuck is this shit dude do you ever know anything about that shit? The least she could do is not be fucking invincible half the time. Like, I don't even know what the fuck causes her to be invincible. It's never telegraphed. It just sort of happens. Why am I itching? No! I'm in shit land. Fuck off. The fucking spacing on that stupid move every time. Move! How much of the fucking stream is just Hornet snoozing? Stop it. It's seriously annoying. Like, it's better than having to trek through an entire fucking... I don't fucking know, but it's better than that, obviously. It's still shit, though. Hardly seems necessary, you know? This fucking move! Shit run. Fucking wake the fuck up, bitch. I'm gonna save state you if you keep snoozing like this. Well. I wish she could just stop, but obviously they hard-coded the game to behave this way, when they shouldn't have. Like, all they had to do is to make it so that, like, she doesn't sit there for five fucking years, and that re-entering this is much quicker off if you've already done it once. That'd be much preferred. Bitch. Ah! I knew she was about to do the thing! Fuck you, bitch. I fucking hate you! Just stop it. Why does every single one of them have to have a fucking arena before it? Like, I would have been able to make some decent headway on the actual fight. Not having to fight the entire fucking kingdom every single time. Though the other fight seemed to get easier, uh, for this stream. This was, like, kind of incredible. This boss is rough. Yeah, I don't know why it seems like I've been able to do decently on some attempts, and then she just suddenly becomes bitchy. I don't know. I've never enjoyed these enemies. In fact, they fucking move out of my attack constantly. It does not help. Get fucked. Fuck off! I knew it was fucking coming. Just knew it too late. I've only seen that attack once before. Why does she get to do two now? Her mother lets her have two attacks. I'm just glad that didn't double-hit. Fuck off, bitch! I'll take it. No! I don't want it! I don't want it! Ahhh! Come on! Oh, hey it's the pretty lady. Also the best boss in the game. I really like her as a character, but, like, she's a bit of a bitch to fight. Unlike that stupid plant. I did not like that. But I did not quite enjoy that one. I like the lady. I like her voice, I like her design, I like her elegance, but I don't really like how she's kicking my arse, and I don't like having to fucking wake up every two seconds Everyone's got to have an arena Ah, I don't think the plant was actually as bad as the the Karak guy. Fuck off Just fucking nose scoping me. Actually knocked her back a bit there. Ah, pretty lady, please Huh, oh that hardly seems fair woman. It's one of the few few bosses where I wasn't complaining. Interesting Yeah, the king of crusts gang gross. Yeah, see Yeah, the crust ones. I don't know having like multiple arenas in the lead-up to it was cool But I feel like it's like oh now I've defeated the arenas I don't have to defeat him again And then it's like no, there's also an arena before the boss like Why? What is the purpose of this? Just seems unnecessary And I'm okay, like I think they should have all been like oh, yeah You do three arenas and then you fight the boss But then once you fight all the arenas then then you're good. You just can you can just fight the boss and you're good But they seem to Like I don't know they just chose to be inconsistent about it I suppose because the one that the tree one was Didn't even have any other enemies like other than like summons of effectively right like That one was a bit odd. I couldn't see the wind up there Pre-harinas are run backs, but worse in a sense. Yeah, cuz it's like I Don't know run backs don't you don't necessarily run the risk of I Don't like either of them. Let's just stick with that Just get me to the baguette boss, right fuck off Ah The fuck was that? That wasn't even an attack. Ah! Fucking parkour boss, goodness sake. It really is that you've got to dance with her. Which is beautiful, but damn. Fuck! I just hate it when she changes up the rhythm! No, fucking, I knew it was coming, but I was on the wall. The purpose is pain, yes indeed it is. I don't know, it's just like fucking wasting the time of the player. I don't like time wasting. Just get to the point. It could be as difficult as you bloody like it to be. Just, like, don't waste time. Because I don't know, I would much prefer having arenas than massive runbacks or just fucking Hornet is asleep again simulator. Like, this is not gameplay, it's not fun. Cuphead 1, Silksong 0 or something, yes. I suppose so. Though Cuphead has its own problems. It does not have a lot of the problems that Cherryisms... It has no Cherryisms, that's just it. Why the fuck are you still alive? Why, with the itchiness? Fuck it, Al. My theory is they saw people that say that Ab's rad was too easy, so they made Silksong. They made Silksong way harder and partially forgot what a game is, that a game is supposed to be fun. Hmm. I don't know if Silksong is harder, necessarily. I don't know, I still haven't beaten all of Godhome, like, there's some pretty tough shit in that. I think it's easier, probably, at least so far, it's probably easier to defeat all of Silksong than simply to defeat, uh, fucking... Nightmare King Grimm. Like, that's... that... No. I spent several hours on that. And it's like, oh yeah, well, we'll have him in Godhome, too. It's like, fuck off, no. I will always think that OG Hollow Knight is slightly better, but I'm more obsessed with the highs of this game's. Interesting. I feel like I haven't been, uh, acquainted enough with this game to really judge them against each other. I really enjoy the movement of... this game, like... It's just so much more nimble. Oh, you can actually hit her. That's always gonna be worth it. Nah, shit. Fuck off! Oh, come on. We need Kamali to DX EX 2.0 Phantom Parallel Expert. Uh, I think you forgot Final Mix. Where she's purple and twice as hard. Yeah, yeah, we'll do that. She automatically becomes better when she's purple. This is true. Everything's better purple. I just wish I could bust down the... Whatever you call these. I just need to get into the arena faster. I'd fight a couple of bugs in order just to get in. I'd fight a couple of bugs in order just to get in. I'd fight a couple of bugs in order just to get in. Why the fuck did you throw it up? The missile knows where it is. The missile knows where it is. Fuck off. I didn't realize we were playing this game. Fuck off. Just being so fucking cautious. Well, this is gonna suck. Scott's such a fucking massive hitbox. It's hardly fair. For fuck's sake. Make her guard home just her fort- Yeah, yeah, make- replace guard- Guard home with just her, yeah. Just forty times. It'd kill all the variety. But... You'd get really good at that one fight. Get up. Pick it up. No more variety, only pretty lady. And frankly, what more do you need? Well, this sucks. Fuck. Why the fuck? Shit. Fuck. Shit. What the hell? Fucking- I expected her to do two that. That threw me off pretty good. That threw me off pretty good. Do you have the pale nails? Like, like pale oil, you mean? Do you have the pale nails? I got, like... I think I got all of the upgrades that I could before, uh, Act 3. It's a better Rune Rage. Um, is that... I don't recall if I've read about this, but I don't, uh... No, I don't have it. I don't even know where to get things. I'm basically unspoiled on this game, like I don't know any of the things that are in it. Except for what I've seen so far. That's normally what I like to see. Stop blocking! How in the shit? I don't know what I thought she was gonna do, but it wasn't that. Cradle? I had to look up guides to get to Act 3, and I didn't like that. Well, yeah, I mean, there's just so much in the game that it's kind of difficult to... for any one person to know, like, how to do everything. Um... I don't remember, uh... what I did in Cradle. But I obviously would appreciate better things. Okay. I did not mean to put you out. I meant to do that. Oh, yeah, that actually just saved my life. I need to remember her bows are not friendly, because, fuck, it's... She's so fucking performative! Stop it! I'm so fucking done waiting for Hornet to just wake the fuck up. I swear I'm just gonna use save states just to fucking... Like, I don't even know if there's a mod for it, but, like, just to avoid the trouble of sitting and doing this for five fucking years. Just load a save state at the very beginning of the thing. I don't really care. Like, I won't save state through a fight. Just to remove, like, inconvenient shit. Where there's literally no risk. Like, I can't get hit during these points. It's only just... watching... like... watching an idle animation for five minutes. My fucking spacing is so shit! Fuck off. Fuck's sake. Actually, just taking up two fucking hours. You know what? I'd rather just go... Yeah, let's look at Cradle. Why not? I'm sick of that shit. I don't really recall... Oh, wait, I could do a thing. As she looks around? What, are we out of range or something? What the hell? Oh, so that just didn't count. Let's go! Oh, right, we're in bloody Marrow. I don't think there's... Yeah, the quickest way to get to there from there would be just to use that one. Um... Quickest way to... Cradle is... Oh, yeah. This way... Platform was in the air? I don't think this game operates off of logic like that, does it? Terminus. Because I'd imagine there's something that the new Act 3 shit probably gets me. Wait, why did I... Why did that put something on the, uh... map there? Wait, what's up there? Well, hold up. Oh, wait, I haven't... I don't know if I've been to Cradle since... murdering Funny Woman again. Grandmother. Oh. Well, that doesn't help. And neither does that. Have I got to go up through the Cogwork Core? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, because this is the place where you get... Yeah, you got blown up. And all of that is dead now. Um... Okay, so I gotta go back to Funnyland. Let's do this. Suck. Yeah. This is always a fun one. Well, thanks for being out of range. Remember where there used to be, like, five of them in there? Those were the days. And there's you. Wait. No, I went too fucking far. Heh. Oh, well. Wait, I'm confused. Is there a hole somewhere? Oh, okay. Yeah, it's been since the beginning of Act 3 since I've been over here. Gotta backtrack the whole way up. I remember this arena. Struggled on that a bit. May as well. Ow. Bruh. I recall struggling a bit with the fact that there were no, um... No benches here. No bitches. Yeah, see, I remember the Cradle, but I don't... I don't know if I remember there being anything up here. I don't know if I ever went up here a single time. As a matter of fact. Busted up the light. There's one of them cages. Unless I'm crazy. No, no, I don't think I've ever been here. Because it's not on the map. That seems as sure a sign as any. Oh, is this where... Once I would, uh, fight the woman here. But now there's, uh, no coming back to this, is there? No. Down, bitch. Oh. Claim. Yeah, I never, never did that. Well, that seems useful. Thank you for leaving your arm behind. Well, neat. Silk skill. Pale nails. Spin lethal talons from thread that seek out enemies. Silk skills, uh, yes. Yes, indeed they can. There are still multiple crests I have yet to get as well. And I hear they're pretty useful, so... Well, wonderful. I just never decided to go back there. Um, oh, wait, also, I think I couldn't at the time. Well, thank you for suggesting that, cause, uh, I'd imagine this'll be pretty useful here. Just gotta make it back to a bench, though. Bruh. Hey! Oh, no! I blew it up. Excuse me. But for that, this'd be a pretty easy place to go through. There's just so much debris in the way. See ya. Well, sweet. Now I can rush all the way back. Thank you very much, uh, Brickens McSnickens. I never read your name out. That's an excellent name. Thank you for that. That suggestion. Very useful. Very useful indeed. Okay. Go back to the Bellway so I can... Bellway. Find my Bellway back. Wake up. You and all the children. The far fields. I kinda like that. I've gotta play around with that some more. And what better place to do it? I'm gonna do one more attempt of the woman here. For some reason, like this entire stream, I've had the word murderlising stuck in my head. And I know that doesn't really mean anything, but it's a fun little, fun little wordplay moment. Oh, she... She could still speak to me. My strength, my power. Could you claim it, pale beast? Are you so strong? Let us find out together, great one. Oh, indeed. Let us find out. Oh, she's singing again. I kinda miss when she would do that the first time. She stopped doing that pretty, pretty quickly there. Okay, come on. Let's move it. Oh, it's so much quicker. In fact, you can't do both of those moves. Like, seriously? Right after the other one? When the only safe place that I tend to go to is directly next to her? Nah, it doesn't help when her spacing is all fucky. Okay. Well, that was a day. That was a stream. That was a... Oh! Wait, so if I load up before, then I can always have all of it beforehand. I gotta do that. I gotta take advantage of that. Just gotta go and make sure that I've got all my stuff put together before. Because if I, you know, quit a menu here, then I'll just be... When I load up, I'll be on the floor of that. So, I will want to go back and fight some dudes. So I always have maximum advantage. I didn't realize that it did that. Unless I'm schizo. But I don't think I am. I don't, uh, really don't think I am. I mean, it's always a possibility. But, uh... Who am I going to believe? Me or my lying eyes? Wait, fucking... Okay. Okay. Anyway, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, Thank you for Thank you for tuning in. It was a pretty good, uh, good time.
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