Happy Birthday to the Foxu-In-Chief, consumer of eggu and brutal penetrator of bisexual men.

To the fox who lives by reason, not the herd — ruthlessly based, unapologetically sharp, wielding maximum virtue in the face of tyrants and brutes.

May you ever find yourself in bountiful munya and limitless himbo affection.

A year wiser, a year more cherished is the fox wife, by the Korsche Kreúzzug.